Just in time for an investigation
of collusion with Russia,
America’s idiot-in-chief
returns to home shores
from his big-boy overseas trip.
While a polarized committee
issues swaths of subpoenas,
he wants to return seized embassies.
Disrespected, demoted, dismissed
intel employees line up to vent.
Administrative surrogates offer
outrageous excuses
which their bloated orange leader
flatly denies.
Political uproar ensues.
Leaks multiply.
Whistleblowers face persecution.
The GOP spins irrefutable facts.
Presidential tweets spew,
contradict White House lawyers.
Evidence of illegal obstruction persists.
We’re in dark territory,
worse than Watergate.
Democracy teeters on the brink
of constitutional crisis.