Planning permission is
No we can’t include those papers as we haven’t seen them
and That’s not officially on the agenda
It’s Don’t ask the District Council staff
and Mr Mishandlin doesn’t want to know
It’s Mr Stall and Mrs Hasten go back a long
l o n g
way
Planning permission is
Well technically it’s illegal
but people turn a blind eye
in Phittlesey.
It’s They can’t do anything if you do it at the weekend
call it Backlands Development
not Conservation Area
in the plans.
Planning permission is
European Protected Species?
We’ll be out of Europe soon
I don’t want bats in my belfry –
that’s a good one
hahaha!
I don’t give a flying fuck
about breeding birds!
My mother hated starlings.
Planning permission is
What Poplars?
there’s no trees on these plans!
Oh, NEWTS!
(what newts?)
Flavour of the bloody month!
E COL O GY!
Board…