Born inappropriate to this inappropriate world
this inappropriate earth I learned how to be inappropriate
in school, met a lass
who said she was inappropriately ready
to be inappropriately wed, so we inappropriately married
after three months of inappropriate courting
she bore inappropriately our first kid
after six months whilst I worked inappropriately
in inappropriate employment
Promoted inappropriately to inappropriate manager
so we bought our first inappropriate home,
furnished inappropriately, after decorating inappropriately.
I had an inappropriateallottment where I grew inappropriate carrots and potatoes and cabbages.
She died inappropriately after seven years inappropriately fighting
lung cancer. I never remarried inappropriately
Bring up our second child inappropriately
tell her inappropriate dream stories of our inappropriate love inappropriate life.