Wen I get to heaven
if I get to heaven
dey going give me
wun pair of wings.
Wen I have dem attached
I going soon find myself
in front of wun towering podium
wheah wun seraph
wit wun lawyer’s necktie
will begin to present
all of my devilish deeds.
On each reference
wun baldheaded cherub
smoking wun cigar
going come up behind me
and pluck out wun feather.
No doubt
wen my session is ovah
I’ll find myself
stuck on some isolated cloud
wit aerial nubs
watching everyone else
fly around in evahlasting bliss.
To make mattahs worse
even my harp strings
will be broken.
Wit such anticipated
good fortune
I would probably
be bettah off in hell
shooting craps
foa wun glass of watah.
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